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Sunday, September 29, 2013

Doorknobs

Recently, I found out that lights that come off/on when you clap are a real thing. I have two problems with this.


The first, and least important one is that clapping already serves another purpose in our society. Imagine playing Monopoly with your family and the owner of Park Place finally gets Boardwalk as well. Certainly, that is a feat worthy of applause. Suddenly the house seems haunted as the lights start flashing violently on and off. Meanwhile, the unfortunate owner of Marvin Gardens swipes 3 $500 bills from the bank to save their skins.


Not that I speak from experience.